Monthly Archives: April, 2013

The Funeral Parlor Director’s Embarrassing Day

James Montgomery owned the largest funeral parlor in his county. A respected business leader and Deacon in his Baptist church, he strove to keep his reputation impeccable. But a lifetime of brittle diabetes had taken its toll—James had developed impotency to such a degree even Viagra proved, well, impotent. His urologist suggested an inflatable penile …

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Who really has the Gonorrhea?

While I have been blessed with one of the best medical assistants around for over twenty years, even the best are human and make mistakes. Case in point: A few years ago, I had two identical twin teenagers in my practice—Marcy and Darcy. Marcy came in to see me with symptoms suggestive of a possibly …

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